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Okay I’m literally getting paid to stand around now.

I think the most annoying thing about being part of the adult world is constantly having to ask people how they are, even though 99% of the time you don’t give a shit.

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For once I actually want to go to sleep before 3am, but I can’t because I have to pick up my stupid brother from some dumb party

high pitched parks and rec. just watch

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Free promo stubby holders from work! They have a headphone jack and speakers underneath so you can play music while getting drunk :D

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Just sold like 2 neat double whiskies at 10am. This is so wrong, I can’t help but feel that I’m enabled these alcoholics.

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and this one’s not even in English

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