December 2011
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No better way to herald the new year in than an...
Also, my sister gave me her leftover hair dye yesterday so I thought I’d give it a try but I forgot that she uses this Japanese brand, which is like full on bleach-in-a-bottle so now my hair is a little lighter than I’d like. I tried to take pictures but they all came out too dark. You’ll just have to take my word for it I look almost like this… Anyway Happy New Year...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Everytime we get dumplings I ask if I get a plate of steamed ones if they will eat them or not. They say yes but I end up eating the whole plate anyway. Why is everybody so anti-steamed dumplings? They’re tastier than fried
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Prams in shops lol gtfo
Dec 25th
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I only made 10 bucks in tips today, how disappointing. Come on guys I don’t say things like ‘ahaha I hope Santa was extra generous to you this morning’ followed by a wink, for my own benefit. Cough up the cash already!
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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We don’t do presents in my family because we’re all a bunch of cheap Asians. We even stopped putting the Christmas tree up because there was nothing to put underneath it.
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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My dad secretly swapped my car with his one while I was working tonight. So I walked out into the carpark and there was a gap in my regular spot and his car next to it. How shady.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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ursmartass asked: OMG TEKKEN AND STREET FIGHTER!!! ORGASM!!!
Dec 21st
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Alright so me and an old high school friend were buying food at the supermarket and at the checkout we bump into an old high school teacher. So she’s all like oh my god Anthony! (my friend) How are you omg? blah blah small talk. But the thing is, she didn’t recognise me, and excuses herself and shuffles over to my friend instead. I was even looking at her all expectant and shit. She...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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I’m trying to scan something but the light beam thingy won’t go past halfway. What is going on
Dec 21st
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I think it’s bad that I’m slowly becoming more accepting of the word ‘c*nt’. 
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Anonymous asked: Hello :) So I really want to go Monash since I finished year 12 this year and didn't really get the atar I wanted but I might enter through the Diploma of Tertiary Studies in Education. Do you think I will be able to get into the uni after one year? And if so do I go straight into second year? If you know it would be so much help, its such a stressful time choosing which pathway to take!:(...
Dec 18th
Listendrinkcalledloneliness: “O Children” - Nick Cave...
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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I think I need a new job, everything is becoming too familiar. I dislike like that feeling.
Dec 18th
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Wow I havn’t logged on LoL in months and I get a buddy request? HOW, I have no friends and I havn’t played in ages. On a side note, this Ahri chick seems pretty badass, but very high risk, high reward. I have 10k+ points, maybe I should buy her.
Dec 16th
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Open bar is never a good idea
I’ve seen so many parties ruined because of free flowing alcohol, and then I have to be the bad guy and cut them off. Like last night, it was some Christmas break-up party with an open bar and plus ones. They ended up drinking like fish and we ended up kicking half of them out. I think the saddest part is that the organisers just want their employees to have a good time. Sigh, I guess...
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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No new episodes of The Office or Parks and Recreation until mid-January? Fuck celebrating Christmas and New Year, I wanna watch some tv
Dec 15th
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I tried to go to USA Foods today, and not only did I almost have an accident driving there, but it was also closed. Yeah I guess this is a blessing in disguise, I could do without all that fatty food anyway :/
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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masterofkarateandfriendship: I sincerely hope my death is at least half as cool as a Mortal Kombat fatality.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Doing a children's karaoke night
Me: So which song would you like to sing?
Kid: Someone Like You by Adele
Me: How old are you?
Kid: I'm 6
Me: Singing Adele? How appropriate!
Dec 12th
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This is something that really pisses me off
When people compare the cost of a restaurant meal against the cost of raw ingredients. Example: ‘Why does it cost 4 dollars for a side of bacon? I can go to the supermarket and buy a whole packet for less’.  This kind of thing happens on a daily basis, so normally I would just dismiss the comment with a witty joke or something like ‘oh you know, we’re just out to get your...
Dec 9th
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Skyrim is a lot more life-consuming than I anticipated :/
Dec 7th
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I got accepted into the school of Mechanical...
dsalkfjbhajsdfhkasdjflhj taking over the world one machine part at a time 
Dec 6th
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OMFG my sister deleted my Skyrim save
Get home, and she’s like I think I deleted your save. Fucking hell, who just overwrites shit without checking, what the fuck. And then she gets angry at me when I crack the shits at her. WTFASLKJFGREKJ]HGBSKDFJBAMSDGHFA Doesn’t even apologise This is what I get for letting people use my things
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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i know what u are  ur skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight say it a blogger
Dec 3rd
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They hired 4 new staff and each on of them are siblings of existing employees. Nepotism all up in this bitch
Dec 3rd
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Got my results back, didn’t fail anything :D
Dec 3rd
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Just bought Skyrim
I’ve never played any of the Elder Scrolls games, but this one looks promising!  Still haven’t touched Arkham City though, so I don’t know why I bother buying these games when I don’t have the time to play them.
Dec 2nd
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TGIF?
Nope, not for me. More like TGIM, for Monday
Dec 1st
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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