People were giving me really weird looks at work today (like more than normal, I mean) so I ran off to the bathroom after it kept happening. Turns out I had a really dry patch of skin underneath my lip. which I forgot to put cream on this morning. BUT IT LOOKED LIKE DRIED UP TOOTHPASTE. I looked like some handicapped retard who can’t even brush teeth properly.

I tried to cover it up, but it was really noticeable. I kept putting water on it, but that dried it up even more :/ How embarassing, I had to work the rest of the day looking like a freak.